1. Tuna & Goose

    carmenlsigman:

    More fun, shits and giggles between an effeminate Arabian atheist in Qatar and a confused masochistic Jew in Florida…

    Jehad: This joint tastes like an entire meal.

    Carmen: Hahahah!!

    C: I have to go to my uncles tomorrow to sit shivah for his wifes mom.

    J: Sit krishna? What???

    C: I’m a jew mother fucker.

    J: You’re babysitting a Hindu God?

    C: Sit shivah. Hahaha no. Its mourning.

    J: Oh…that’s gloomy. This is a weird conversation.

    antisobrietist, Jehad….TUNA!! Our friendship is epic.

    I humbly object! “Effeminate?” I’ve got a hairy chest.

    Oh, who am I kidding…I guess I don’t object…

    Can I at least say I prefer ‘muliebrous’?

    1 year ago  /  Notes  /  Source: carmenlsigman