May 2011
2 posts
You know when you light up and smell fields of...
I live for that smell.
1 tag
April 2011
2 posts
1 tag
March 2011
4 posts
1 tag
The Kooks - She Moves In Her Own Way
1 tag
MF DOOM says he's recording with Radiohead's Thom... →
OH SHIT!!!
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
5 posts
Qatar,
The Midwest of the Mideast.
2 tags
This is what a late night call to a Pizza Hut in...
1 tag
November 2010
5 posts
“There is no such word as ‘sexist.’ You made that up!”
– My not-very-worldly coworker, after being told that accusing me of insufficient manliness because I didn’t know directions to somewhere was sexist.
She said that with a straight face. Mine could not stay as straight.
Goose,
High five for scoring a nice, faithful dork.
(context)
Neil,
High five for scoring a hottie!
(context)
1 tag
Brain broken by bronchitis
October 2010
3 posts
I'm sorry
For them
Staring at my computer screen with Dr Pepper,...
I’m living the American Dream.
1 tag
Return of the Weather Episode
Don’t talk to...
September 2010
1 post
"I have a little skin flap hanging from the roof...
- Carmen L. Sigman
This is why we are friends.
August 2010
5 posts
3 tags
2 tags
1 tag
Tuna & Goose
carmenlsigman:
More fun, shits and giggles between an effeminate Arabian atheist in Qatar and a confused masochistic Jew in Florida…
Jehad: This joint tastes like an entire meal.
Carmen: Hahahah!!
C: I have to go to my uncles tomorrow to sit shivah for his wifes mom.
J: Sit krishna? What???
C: I’m a jew mother fucker.
J: You’re babysitting a Hindu God?
C: Sit shivah. Hahaha no. Its...
1 tag
You're the shit and I'm knee-deep in it
July 2010
9 posts
1 tag
I have so much to tell you about
Now, if only I could remember it.
2 tags
1 tag
There is no sound better than that of silenced...
1 tag
I just found the Star Of David in a bag of...
Quick, how does Ebay work?
“I’m so happy, that I could start a tumblr.”
– Me, 6 minutes ago.