February  8th.  2010
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sendchocolate: If I ate this, would I grow a whole bunch or just be able to run really fast? via I never knew that toad stools literally had stool near them. *RIMSHOT*

sendchocolate:

If I ate this, would I grow a whole bunch or just be able to run really fast?

via

I never knew that toad stools literally had stool near them. *RIMSHOT*


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carmenlsigman: Superbowl drunk. OOF! Be still, my tachycardia.

carmenlsigman:

Superbowl drunk.

OOF! Be still, my tachycardia.


February  7th.  2010
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Homebase, aka Conan's Desk

Homebase, aka Conan's Desk

The Performance Area

The Performance Area

Unused Jokes

Unused Jokes

The Band

The Band

Arial Carnage

Arial Carnage

Exit, Stage Left...

Exit, Stage Left...

aaronbleyaert:

What’s left of The Tonight Show Studio as of Friday, February 5th.

February  3rd.  2010
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Relationship therapy with Tuna

posted 1 week ago

carmenlsigman:

Tuna:  but seriously, chop chop….get on it…or should I say get on him.

me:  lol noooooooo

Tuna:  wtf…why not?

me:  cause I dont know what he looks like now its been a long time

Tuna:  hahahhaha….ahh carmen…may you always remain so shallow.

me: lol and bc hes sooo smart, sometimes I have to google shit. Itll never work in person

Tuna:  HAHAHHAHAHAHA

me: Hahahaha.

In two years, Goose, when we’re all connected to Google through dental implants, it will work.

February  2nd.  2010
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My name is Jihad.

posted 1 week ago

I don’t like this game…

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GRRRR CARMEN!!!! 1.Open the fourth folder of those where you have your photos2.Choose the fourth pic and post it to your blog3.Explain the pic4.Tag four bloggers to do the same Pigeon funeral. ‘nuff said? No? OK, then. Just as I was leaving work one night, I caught this in a window of the stairwell. A pigeon, next to the cadaver of another. And no matter how much I tapped on the glass, it wouldn’t budge. It just sat there, seemingly crying. So, I took a picture. For the lulz.Plaidlemur, sendchocolate, xntrek and ahmed, I choose you!

GRRRR CARMEN!!!!

1.Open the fourth folder of those where you have your photos
2.Choose the fourth pic and post it to your blog
3.Explain the pic
4.Tag four bloggers to do the same

Pigeon funeral. ‘nuff said? No? OK, then. Just as I was leaving work one night, I caught this in a window of the stairwell. A pigeon, next to the cadaver of another. And no matter how much I tapped on the glass, it wouldn’t budge. It just sat there, seemingly crying. So, I took a picture. For the lulz.
Plaidlemur, sendchocolate, xntrek and ahmed, I choose you!
February  1st.  2010
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»"Three arrested on charges of sorcery."

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with a snippet from our most-circulated English-language newspaper.

This is one of countless reasons I need to emigrate.

January  17th.  2010
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Drunk Carmen is so much randier than sober Carmen.

posted 3 weeks ago